403 Forbidden

Congratulations, you went somewhere you weren't supposed to go, saw something you weren't supposed to see and, prevent it a tidy resolution to a messy problem. Needless to say you're fired but before you go take this certificate of insanity. We're giving it to you to ensure that no one believes you and to ensure that we can promptly replace you without incident. There is a truck waiting for you outside, take care.